Our Man in Antigua

no…that’s not a latin comedy team..the usual stroll, the usual and unusual events and conversations…per El Periodico, the city has come up with a new solution per bars/dives/restuarants….stay open til 11, allow alcohol and cut the noise to no more than 60 decibels…is that inside or outside?  do we now have a Decibel Team, driving around like those old Nazi radio finder vans, swooping in on Jacques and Monique?..give the largely useless Tourist Police a club and a pair of cuffs and get the drunken louts off the streets…less puke on the sidewalks, fewer broken bottles…

your tax $ at work

a different format: i.e., fill in the blanks…..despite having a …..stolen and his house broken into twice, ….he’s still smiling…in spite of a …..tirade by another …..hey…happens…what’s his face, at the bar in …….with a tasty ……oh…the ‘interview’ in the ….., with the …..? too funny and too typical of ……….antigua. ..its been said that i’m ……hmmm…tooo funny..because i  ….? i swear that the sheep was of legal age…sorry if i don’t…..when i’m in your ……why don’t i just give you… and call it even?…today, another ……, who’ll feel my …..and give me his …..for a price, of course…I’m making plans to go to …….., get it all taken care of and …….second place of the night, stopped at the delightful ……and gazed upon the very tasty……blouse unbuttoned to …..and a final final at ……I’d almost thought about a stop at …….but…watching the younger generation at play….doesn’t bode well for the …….Thursday night, a couple of things that might be……6pm, La Vineria Antigua for a Degusta thing…do you remember the twin blondes? Margarita and Michaela? theres’ a story….where is Margarita? ‘haven’t seen her…twins in every respect, even so that….well, modesty rears its ugly head, at least until after the 3rd or 4th martini…onweird…Lex Cargo is celebrating the half year anniversary of the Cargo Room…figure 8pm or later..later is the usual adjective or verb…I flunked english…took classes in Juarez, but again, that’s another story.