‘town packed with Gautemaltecos…F$#@! marching bands practicing circling the park and making the paint fall off the buildings, blowing out what’s left of the ear holes…the Mime index? playing to a crowd of none, while behind him the guy with the banzai head scarf is dashing off inscrutable japanese kanji script to waiting customers….you want you name written? probably just script that reads ‘wasabi or tofu’….memorable gifts..poor Fidel de Cuba…has to eat his words about the way things haven’t worked out…Che, what’s left of him, is probably spinning in the small box of bones they brought out of Bolivia…
you said what?
Cuba…poor bastards….’spent a little time there, off and on (so to speak)
smuggler's lunch
Cancun…the guy in the middle is Enrique Mons, head of Habanos S.A’s retail division…he’d come via the back way…Cozumel, to do some business but Mexican customs seized the 5 kilos of prime leaf…tobacco…it was kinda a private 401K plan..so….rumors, apparently false that Mel Gibson is/was in town…Neil Craig! back at it and looking 100% better than a few days ago..nuthin’ that a full house won’t cure, eh? No word on a Paris Hilton sighting altho she’s brought new meaning to the word ‘stash’…John W reported that Pee Wee Herman came into his bar on Roatan…why is his nickname ‘Pee Wee’? no, not John…kinda like saying that Clit Eastwood used to be the mayor of Carmel..yeah, i was there..a week from tonight, east bay, san francisco…’hot rods and lube jobs’…an event put on by the Center for Sex and Culture…yeah, i’ve gotta press pass..
locked and cocked
ah, the Donna…yeah, I’ll be hangin’ with her for a night or two, catching up on the wierdness of Burning Man…Antigua is great, nice and o so safe…vanilla…there’s a whole other world of ….stuff…Mel…dude..no drivin’ and drinkin’, eh?
Pee Wee!
the week is shaping up nicely….Antigua needs the $$$….this is it, until November or December and the gringos return: if you’ve made your nut, good…if not, tighten up..it’l be a long winter and the general economy isn’t pulling out of the tailspin….tailspin? is that like a….?
tailspin
Bill Harriss….Pena del Sol..get better and get that arm outa the sling and get back to poundin’ the congas..o…and the ‘stoning thing in Iran? i’d volunteer but only if they used great hash..
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