Our Man in Antigua

‘sung to the tune of Moon River…Andy Williams…where the f…k is he? probably playing at Branson…that hole of dinosaurs…never never, under any circumstances, go to Branson, Missouri…yep, did it twice…don’t ask, don’t tell but don’t go, even under the influence of strong pharmaceuticals..Willy Nelson, popped again for six ounces of weed on the band bus today…damn, Willy…Ignacio and the Cubes? a new piano player..fired the old dude..minus the magic violinist tonight but rocked the patio at Ocelot…Piano Mike and friend on a walker..yep..an event next to Los Arcos in the open space…orchestral whatever but packed..5ta norte packed but Cashbar slow, Sangre dead, Studio 35 lo mismo…Gaia? the hookahs were’nt sucking but business sucked…that part of town per nightlife has had the air sucked out, with the passing of Reilly’s..music at Caffe Bourbon…did i seen Karla on the street earlier today? hmm..and i was wrong about ignacio and his girlfriend with the red car..per Ms A, that’s his daughter…Ms A, supposedly leaving us in January for parts waay far away.Pangea reports their best  night ever, following or/and in spite of the ‘rock concert’ last night…Ms A likewise spiked the rumor that Pv wants to steal a certain cook..no, chef…another stone carving for ixcot…wtf?…get a menu, not a rock, doc…’called the usual semi-reliable source for stuff…where’s the ammo, dude?..’well, the guy picked it up but its in his house in the City..” MT seen with a lady and a dog…’never seen him with a lady. Ricardo of Tabacos y Vinos…doing biz and his women/workers? good taste, i say..’got my faux sunglasses back from the bash at the cernikovsky’s…still stuffed…no need for a belt on the levi’s…sobremesa doing biz, alex happy..where’s the ice cream, dude? 32 flavors and counting..paints in his spare time. ..Elle? even money that she’s not coming back..nah..i’ll give you good odds..why are most of the clothing boutiques on 5th calle all having sales? except for Dasha…home of the very tasty Flor…and I don’t mean rum.