check your calendar…after Monday and Tuesday it’s WTF..ok, Wed/Thur/Friday…out with Roberto de Oro and Barb…O-lot closed til the 8pm Christmas Party, which by the time i returned at 9pm..wasn’t…maybe later..the english dude with the Matchbox 20 sound or whatever whine was setting up…Neil of Pangea!…new magazine called GuateDining…came to him today and is putting him on the cover, from now thru Semana Santa…Whiskey Den serving scotch..and good..passed the Neil in the company of a very well upholstered/padded/pulchitrude latina today…no, he says..just a friend..Alex of Sobremesa, opening an ice cream shop on 4th Avenida, north of Ocelot…’couple of weeks’…Reilly’s…doing decent biz, cases of empties by the door in mute testimony to serious brewskis…the Cargo Room? quiet, as usual until the exceedingly tasty Flor walked in…dressed in black, carrying Lex’ chihuahua…she could carry me anywhere she likes…if you like blondes and tight black outfits, sign me up…the beauty contest at Ocelot..waiting on word from Gallo…$$…i may have scored a judge position..hey, i ‘ve done beauty pageants..have you?
Hector at the helm, the delicious ms Emma at the counter…Margaret H and i chuckling over the memories of the disaster named Cheryl…worse than a hurricane, trust me…can you say ‘bipolar alcoholic?’ Fridas? packed!….Ricardo’s Tabacos y Vinas…quiet…Gaia? change the menu from hookahs to hookers and watch the crowds roll in..passed Da Mayor today and forgot to ask him about the muni water trucks…the streets are ripped up but we need dust control…and now..memo to self..take camera and shoot pictures of horse’s ass’ tomorrow…Granada has a horse shit problem..they can’t figure out how to rig a diaper to catch the horseshit..hey, it’s my life and my assignments…horse shit is me, eh? yeah, Barb…blondes have been the bane of my life..exotic, high maintenance…just like owning a Jaguar…open the hood and there goes a $1000..E..sorry to have missed you tonight…but i’m around for a month or so..love this town…
Our Man in Antigua 
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