Our Man in Antigua

oopsy…meant ‘monologue’…yep,been there, done that..LA, early 2000’s, Xaviera Hollander making an appearance,  Jane Fonda in the crowd but sequestered in the VIP section and looking great in leather pants..lotta TV’s(trans-sexuals to you Guate folks)….’coming soon to Antigua per comments on Face Hole…probably not something to advertise in the ‘o so sensitive’ print media..weird night..what did one expect?..’drove in from ‘Vegas to meet B, one of my more mysterious friends..’gun-maker(top 20 in the world) and all around wierdo…he took a look at my new Centurion 2000…the derringer with the .410/.45 long colt chambers..yes,that flies..I eventually sold it to a Hell’s Angel friend when i moved to gaute..fucking cannon that deafened you after one or two rounds..let’ s see..got sidetracked..typical..ran into Max of el Muro, ‘flyering’ this Saturday nights function of the Garage Funk band…shit,lost the flyer..go, anyway..John W, puttering about on a scooter…E, down with some mysterious illness at the Mercado this morning..hey, No-Dik or Vermox!…worked for me…pizza to go from DV..no chile rojo..WTF?  BigWaveDave’s secret sauce from San Juan Del Sur worked just fine..Nelson on the patio, pounding out great music..Brendan there,as  well as Lisa Marie, Allyson and Peter the Gimp Hodge…the Kevin Warner Blues Band playing the patio of Pangea et al Friday 25th, 7-10pm…the Salty Beaver scheduled for grand opening early March!…word is that a local long time hostel owner has or is about to acquire a shuttle bus…which will hook up with the Beav..this was attempted last year,with Eduardo of La Esquina and his magic bus…one or two, maybe three trips..yes, I did one..screw it..the concept faded quickly…altho, La Esquina’s Thursday night idea of  movies under the stars..it’s working…on the evening of the 24th, a ‘must see’ showing of the “Pervert’s Guide to Cinema”…Dos Reillys…more women than men…pairs of guatemaltecas looking lonely…and the Wintershaw murals are even better than remembered..speaking of Wintershaw/artists..there’s a repeat of last years Venetian Ball…the one where the artists were supposed to have the decision of where to send the proceeds..as in,to their favorite NGO ?oops…didn’t happen..the promoters keep the $$ and stiffed everyone…supposedly another event coming in March…mardi gras,with the same idea…ooops…the ‘overhead’ eats the gross, and everyone else sucks..no,i’m  not part of this years scene..’heard too much and what i’ve heard..sucks..Alex of Sobremesa, finishing a contract piece of art…tomorrow is the delivery date..the walls are getting bare..paint more! Pangea,toting up the profits, Eddy showing off the new wine rack..it works..i’m eating again..hey,little things are  good..no more No-Dik or Vermox..no worries about sneezing in public..that’s a visual…it all Depends..’getting over the Boys from Bogota tapping my bank account..fine..money, who needs it? bro, can you spare a hun?…Eric Stone, outa the hospital, in a neck/arm brace, showing his fractures…damn..too close for comfort..motos/alcohol don’t mix, dude..Hector? packed, as usual..Ixcot…deader than dead..Whiskey Den doin’ a little biz…Road Kill? deadmess..ok, fine..that’s as much as you’re getting tonight…the stories I heard today are more than enough to curl your hair..if I had any..