yep…the lady to whom I lent mine on Sunday? gonzo/forgotten…hey, 25 q and i got away cheap…a long time gringo here explained Guatemalteco attitudes toward borrowing things: A..you never get it back because they figure if you’re dumb enough to lend them something, then you’re dumb enough to expect it back…which might explain what’s not going on with Ponzi Bob’s #1 assistant, otherwise known as Edwin…’lent him a set of diamond scales a year or so back…’doesn’t respond to phone calls, emails or text messages…doesn’t answer the door…guess it’s time to go knock again…if anything, I don’t give up.
the delicious Flor of Dasha and Luis Miguel of DV…she’s gotta JFK silver coin around her neck, probably one of Lex’ creations(lame)…Carla of O-lot, apparently reunited with flame, called in to ask for another day off…good for her/them…at the Lake…
‘still…yeah, still trying to connect with the as advertised Antigua Shooting Range…bum email address, no return calls/text messages…wtf? you take out a full back page ad in La Cuadra and can’t get it together to act in some kinda business like fashion? how typical for Guatemala…dipshits…i’ve offered to write something about them and one would think…one would..that they’d like some kind of publicity…wrong, scotch-breath…yep, decided that since it felt like winter that i’d indulge in scotch for a change..Vat 69(and there’s a story)followed by J&B…or as my old friend Phil used to call it, ‘Jewish Booze’ the ’69’ story? early 60’s, hitchhiking from San Diego to Oregon with a fraternity brother, with suitcases(post Blue Fox episode in TiJuana)…two girls in an MG hardtop stop…load the suitcases, take the seats apart and scrunch in…all the way to Eugene..stopped for a fifth of Vat 69 on the way..smoothed out the bumps.
so…State of Siege #3 for Guatemala..same year? makes one wonder about just how serious(sic)Colom is about crime..imagine Obama declaring a State of Siege on Montana or north Dakota…oopsy..this country never ceases to amaze me: yes, there’s fresh limes, avocados all year round, the women are wierd and the politics absurd. The phone companies suck(and i have two different carriers)and only one store in town carries my brand of honduran pall malls..yep, gone back to smoking…why not? the reality is so absurd that one(me)needs every crutch i can find and thank the pharmacies for dispensing OTC meds that you’d need a prescription for upnorth…
Lucy Luscious supposedly back at El Caminante this Friday…that’s on my calendar in ink..the Mexican belly dancer, Mali? disappeared without a trace..probably just as well…I’m having enough problems with Guatemaltecas..’do these pants make my ass look too fat?’…no, your ass makes the pants look too fat”…back off on the Polio Campero…and dont’ expect the breakfast special at Burger King to pass any kind of culinary inspection…cold potatoes, badly cooked sausage, weird cheese and a english muffin that the Brits would riot about..hey, the four basic food groups: fat, grease, salt and weird shit.
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