so how the hell do you find a pan big enough? and for how long?…you know, no one ever gives you the information that you really really need…for today, the best i can figure out is that’s it’s monday and most everything has turned to doo-doo aka shit. My boots disintegrated, my last pair of reading glasses took a hike and the remaining pair of Mr Magoo-squint-peer and amke typing misteaks is it..my 93 or 94 year old mom, freezing her butt off in Hogs Ass,,Missiouri aka Mysery…her, the astrology queen..says it’s just that old debble Mercury, going renegade aka retrograde…und zo til the 14th of $#@! December…mercury, if any of you remember your horoscopic hopes of days past, is s’posed to be in charge (hah!)of communications, paper work and other obscure crapola…like my editor writes this morning and says…’what manuscript?’….o, you mean the one that i sent as an email attachment on the 17th and here’s the same email, you $#@!
ah, deep breath..in goes the good air, out goes the sludge of life…wheeze..hey..it’s a beautiful, clear, crisp night in A-Town..the villages on the mountain sparkle, the stars twinkle, the e moon over Volcan Fuego way hangs in the sky and i was dumb enough not to wear a jacket when i went out for smokes half an hour ago..’ducked into the O’lot patio to see if Franklin was in the Whisky Den…nope..Lori the Shea and Plumb bob there, in jackets..Mario the lookalike of an Indian prince i once knew there..Neil at the bar, customer side..and up, up and away…back to the noisy headquarters of Bangalore Bobs…god…gotta find a quieter place to live…after the first of the year: got too much stuff going on..the book cover is, i think..nailed…the print version will need some tweaking,image wise…but then, so do we all…well, i do
my six year old..or 7? grandson…sent me a pirate treasure map…’made it hisself…’must run in the genes..’X’marks the spot etc..god, these glasses…great at six inches away but…further out, blursville..sorry about the lack of gossip/chisme/backstabbing/lurid rumors herein..I’m open for suggestions, clandestine meetings, unsigned emails and libelous slanders..nude photos of women are fine, as long as they’re wearing masks…god, my table is littered with broken carcasses of eyeglasses and nothing got done today except bitch at the world…thank you for being so supportive..i need more athletic supporters..
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