Our Man in Antigua

why am I channeling the Big Bopper? well, maybe it’s because i ran into a fearsome double on 5ta norte…Marvel, dressed to kill and then Angel, from Djinn, likewise in a mood…

another quiet evening for the eateries…two bars doin’ biz…dos Reilly’s and Ocelot and that’s all,folks…walked by Flor’s place on 5ta calle…gina c trying on outfits and ignacio…no, not the cuban..ignacio the scoundrel…hammered, as usual…speaking of Reilly’s…a very very bold move to open in Zone 1….Zone 10, yes…wish ’em well and no, i’m not gonna be there for the opening on Friday..

Nelson’s back in town and lining up gigs…good to have him back…i’ve got the schedule via email but if you want it, ask me…

where are the Gallo Girls, the Brahva Babes and the Budweiser Bombs? i haven’t seen them in months..the towns running low on pulchitrude…(great racks) and that said…after having talked about Cuba last night, it occurs to me that Guate babes are superior…in Havana the girls make Spandex look bad…here…much more…uh…shapely?

again..Ocelot’s looking for barmaids…Lucy the Luscious might have the inside track…Marvel, on the inside track, moving up…

also…the Antigua guide book (lite) is published…for the moment, go to www.smashwords.com and plug in ‘our man in antigua’….next week the book goes out to the big book sites…barnes/noble, apple, sony cha cha…after the first of the year, amazon.com and a print version for local consumption..and don’t piss/moan if you’re not in the book..buy the sucker and THEN piss/moan..buy me a drinkypoo and i’ll autograph it..

Peter the H and LM headed for San Juan del Sur!..she’s gotta job waiting…it’s a neat little beach town, close to Costa Rica…great burgers at Big Wave Dave’s…go Lisa! i’m going for another splash of Pavlov…rings my bell and then i start barking..a minor confession, as of yesterday, when i was thinking that i’ve mellowed out…and i mentioned to some folks that i haven’t shot an appliance in 20/30 years…yep…blasted the %$#@! refrigerator one night, but don’t tell..ok…weirdpress is going weird..one last question: if Yoko Ono had remarried Cher’s exhusband and then remarried the lead singer for U2, would she be know as Yoko Ono Bono Bono?..this came about because of all the PNC on the streets tonight…with the Christmas bonus aka bono…walking the streets, on bikes and trucks..lotta cops..