Our Man in Antigua

Sherer, zero..after a few days of trying to convince the chicas at Foto Imagen that there was no way in hell that I could’ve used 3 gigs of data in two weeks…well, wait..maybe it was the night that i watched ‘Debbie Does Dallas, Duluth and Detroit’….so? paid the upgrade and i’m back from the front…

was that an earthquake today, about 3pm? felt like a 3 or3.5…either that or the meds wore off or kicked in…same feeling..whoa, hoss…

re La Sala…Julio still has his hand in….Mario’s in but for what percentage? who knows? ‘once spent an afternoon with Julio at the ol Salty Beaver and did he have some chisme/gossip…nope, lips zipped..i gotta live here.Salty Beaver?  RT2 and Mary at the bar in O’lot..asked where Thor is these days…outside of Hong Kong…wait…Peter the Hodge is or was just in Hong Kong…do they know each other? probably not but…would they get along? who knows?…just a thought.

whoever thought up the idea of ‘Happy Meals’ at McD’s was a f….king genius…friday night, first of the month and all the kids think about are the ‘toys’…aint’t about the food…it’s the toys…brilliant.yes, i was there earlier, for take-out…and no action figures of Pamela Anderson…fresh out, dammit..

‘got to meet Alyssa Stern, in town for three months…and thank her for the glowing review on Amazon.com.  Now that TIGO and I are on speaking terms($$)the laest version of Our Man goes up tomorrow, followed by the local print version in a week or so..vendors!…dispose of whatever stock you have and get ready for the new version…bigger, better, uncut…no, wait..2 out 3..thanks to Bull Durham for the latest import of his special ribs, due to be consumed tomorrow on the barbie..bbq..yeah, my odometer rolls over tomorrow…don’t ask how old. i kinda confessed to Marbel at dos Reillys’ but i ran outa fingers/toes to add up the years…we may do something tomorrow night..if my Geritol kicks in and the Depends are the right size.

so? so what? the ocelot happy hour was populated by the usual suspects, filling the bar and half the room…the Butt Patrol aka the health inspectors came by earlier, to  see if anyone was lighting up inside…nope, not me, officer..its bad enough to worry about a shoot out on a chicken bus but to be focused on adults doing adult stuff?  ooh,passive smoke! this country is always amusing, if not weird..Spiro parked in the DaMayors special parking zone…what, me worry?  Brielle outa town, gone to Wyoming for six months…Maite M at El Portal…yep, babe, have I got balls for you…tennis balls, which come over the fence between my abode and the tennis club…thursday, 8am is when she plays next…the balls will keep till then..you know, Quetzalteca and a McD burger ain’t bad..not great but not bad..cuts the salt/fat on the fries just fine..enjoy the weak end..I am…hasta la pasta