Our Man in Antigua

whatever that means…there was a parade/something this morning at 9 o’clock in front of the Palacio..i asked Elizabeth Bell if she knew what it was about…nope..just another ‘Antigua happening’…it turned out to be a march against malnutrition and Miss Carrots was the highlight…

 nice carrots, babe…miss lechuga got a bit flustered when  compared her heads of lettuce to her..hmm, assets? The bands were great…the Latin Band had the best drums and the Fire Kings the best outfits and horn sections…ah, Antigua!

and the drum majorettes? give the nod to the Fire Kings…bustiers? yep? synchronized dance steps? yep..love this town…

Lisa Jennings, our long lost Canadian/Canadienne..back to stay..yay! Carla Berryhill, back from the Lake, looking for work..4431-2880, for a great bar person/manager..her broken finger is healed ($$$)…and why did Helen Keller masturbate with her left hand? so she could moan with her right hand…drum roll..

Miss Gabi A seen talking with Sarah G…never ever,ever refer to Gabi as a Czechoslovakian…she’s SLOVAK, dammit…and will bite your head off and not in a nice way..and major thanks to Finca Azotea and their Ronda de Caballos for a fabulous article on horse therapy..i never knew(typical)..und zo..is Ignacio really doing La Sala tonight? if so, welcome back, Iggy..I was gonna go, etc(usual excuses)…if you went, tell me how it was..

don’t forget that Friday at 6pm is the grand inauguration of Fusion’s Nido Antigueno! 6pm…if I’m not whipped out by Monterrico…and Mac, I’m really very very apologetic about the quality of the ammo…it came with the Beretta and the first ten rounds were fine…as  mentioned, it came with the pistol as provided by a certain hustler who won’t be named here..bastard…