Our Man in Antigua

continues…but in a lesser manner…perps busted for stealing..drum roll…a tank of propane and a boom box…ooh…’book ’em, Danno, Murder One’

Dasha?  Flor the Superb, who used to walk past me about 10:30 every morning, as I waited for the AL Library to open on 7th Ave norte? per Luis of DV, she was opening a new shop but I haven’t seen her/the new shop…damn…an early morning visual and when she was dating Lex, in the greatest of outfits…thigh high this/that…black leather…

‘been sending folks to Pappy’s BBQ and no complaints heard…Jim aka Bull Durham and I are scheduled for a visit next weekend..I whiffed on(grilled)two of his most xlnt Tecpan pork chops earlier today…the new pup on the finca got the remnants..‘The Fish Dance?’…yep…Capt Jerry, 3 or 4 hours out with the 2nd Annual HBT Fishing Derby yesterday, ‘skunked’…aka no fish…his lady suggested to HBT that he do a ‘Fish Dance’….but he needed music to shake his booty…she gave  him her IPOD, cranked up Van Morrison/Moon Dance and…? fish on! within a minute…everyone snagged something…Dave the H of O’lot had the biggest catch…how big? broke the hook, yep…as big as a station wagon, some said…about like the photo of Reid snoozing, with his zipper down…this may revolutionize fishing in Puerto San Jose..been said by some that music by Taj Mahal works best..uh uh uh, uh uh uh…

Las Palmas of 6th Avenida? trying to put up security gates(iron/steel bars)in the wake of the ‘crime wave’..see above..two days later the gate crew is still screwing around…gee, the door is this big and the gates needed to  be t his wide, so if X equals Y then….a typical Gautemalo screw up..kinda like the screw up with the new water pump on the fish pond where I hang my panama…three visits later, they pump crew(SIC)screwed up with the intake/outlet pipes..old PVC, dont ask…and the koi? they’re not happy..they’re carping a lot. but what the hell can they do?

thanks, Rich N for the muscle car photos on FB…here’s a shot of my ‘Vegas cruiser’..for visiting friends…

Vegas…those days…another time, another planet…much like hanging out with various porno queens…Anna Malle, RIP, ’06..alas

so…next week, it’ll be adios to Hogan for a while..then Bob leaves..thanks, Hogan, for the leftover ‘meds’…I’m road-testing them…the ‘sell by date’, you know…how surprising that Cindy had the same in her purse, eh? this might explain a few things.

all in all, it’s been one of ‘those days’…IRS letter #24, “we’re overworked, get back to you later’…Skype connection f…ked, lost my latest specs with the cord that hands round the neck of us senor citizens, the hotel in Puerto San Jose(this months travel)raised their prices 100% and? hello, Flor de Cana! a pale substitute for Flor of Dasha, but one’s on the counter and the other is….?