yes!….and about time, no…a bit early but welcome never the less…cut the dust, clean the air of the cane field smoke, maybe even wash some dog shit off the sidewalks in town.
the “Oklahoma Warranty”?…ask HBT about it, being an ex-used car salesman in that state…much to the chagrin of Reid, who’s still…yes, still in the running/bidding war for the Land Rover, long buried in the mud/pig sty of HBT’s place on the river in Guanajar…yeah, I’ve signed up for the ‘jaunt’ next week but the departure date keeps changing…it was Tuesday, then Wednesday and this evening…Thursday…so? so what? I’ve been advised that everyone in the village has two pistols…so? I’ve got two boxes of ammo…100 rounds…take that…
Reid…smarting from acidic comments, wants me to take photos of ‘the Land Rover’…which means I gotta get in the pen with the pigs? and the mud? on a metaphorical level, I’ve just done that…
Angel…the witchiest woman in town, opening another Djinn on 3rd calle, across from the deli, Pan y Fantasia…Metiz, since their move to a few blocks north, is doing 3X the biz they did before..one wonders, one duz, how long can Pan y Fantasia last…they’ve had staff ‘problems’ and their prices suck…
the April edition of Our Man in Antigua-stan went up on Amazon.com this morning…yep, still selling around the world…who knew? the flash drive with the pdf file dropped off at the printer(sic)this morning…supposedly out, in town, ‘after easter’…which year, one never knows but it’s a start..some great additions, expansions…and I’m becoming a fan of Casbah’s new pub..it’s one my way home and the ‘visuals’ are good..
ok…the Land Rover in the pig pen…notice the little ones at the right…the 600 lb sow might’ve been eaten by now…any survivors will be on the ‘short list’ for chincharones…fine, can’t spell it but you know what i mean…’cracklin’s, in other words..fried strips of pork product..hmm boy…pass the rum, please..
Our Man in Antigua 
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