otherwise known as our local cops…not much to do except hang outside various establishments and check for decibel levels and whether or not their licenses are posted….some hefty fines reported, here and there. Crime? yep…Rafa’s Bistro and others broken into, while the boys in black are busy bonking their lady crime fighters in some back street…first things first, I s’pose…”is that a 9 in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?’
Gabi Altman, one of our more tasty women, checked in from Slovakia, where she’s taking care of her sister…yeah, she’s coming back (Gabi)
the attitude towards local business from the City/Muni is fairly obvious: case in point…the license for the about to be open Pit Stop (outside the City limits)was granted in a day, whereas anything local takes months…which as some , like the poor bastards at Papa Town go ahead and open without one and then get popped, closed, fined and offered a ‘special’ if they put up more $$$..it’s all sleazy and the cops are screwing everyone in sight, even their own.
Alabama Bob’s back from El Salvador…’might be his last trip, he says…’going back to the States in June, uncertain of his return and the usual exodus of our winter visitors continues….it’ll make for a drop in bar revenues and more empty spaces on the benches in the park.the ‘net is slow and writing this takes forever…hasta la pasta!
Our Man in Antigua 
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