Our Man in Antigua

except, per Juan Mario, he’s really not a Czech….JMC, one of our local top cops, knows of him…and even though the Czech was seen in Da Vinci’s bar tonight(I was there)he’s giving him a free pass, for the moment..also,per JMC, the so-called ‘234 registered sex workers’ aren’t just in Antigua…

pardon the expression but they’re ‘spread out’ over the region…per JMC, there’s half a dozen working the Mercado, a few working at two bars around Joco (film at 11) and a park near you…since I’ve noticed 3 or 4 ‘ working girls’ in the last two days, I  ‘had to ‘ ask’…

weirdness..it just never quits…the bar called Concept, in the Lava/Ocelot compound? expanding into what was ‘Papas and Beer’….including a sand covered floor…WTF? why would…you fill in the blanks…

yeah…Copia Fiel, hot on the latest print run of ‘A Year of Driving Dangerously’….says that tomorrow aka manana, wednesday at 6pm…come on down, Door #3…right..thanks…plenty of time to notify folks in the City and so on…and to add misery to…wait..I’m not adding misery….HBT has broken his right (accelerator) foot…4 weeks in a cast? he says that his ‘toes work’….fine…would anyone in their right (or left)mind drive with him in this condition? Jackson and I are seriously considering ‘alternative’ routes of travel for next week, btw..

Blake (Pappy’s BBQ) brought around the new menu for his fabulous food at Ocelot, starting tomorrow night…mouth-watering…and yes, the so-called Anniversary of Lava tonight didn’t happen…’postponed’…sorry, Jim O and wife…’next week’…and the murals at Lava? not done by Ally…per Ally…she gives great hugs,btw…and La Taverna? the quietest most xlnt place to hang out…Dave Hoffman does a great cocktail, the scenery is good(babes in tight jeans) if you like that kind of thing….I’m trying to quit…

hey…it didn’t rain very much today….that’s a break….Maite of El Portal was slammin’ the tennis balls next door…’gave her 7 that I rescued from the dogs…’my  balls are her balls’, you know..I keep offering Bloody Mary’s after, but…so? tomorrow, as they say, is ‘Hump Day’…go out and …etc..