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the ever cool Ron Fortin is back…\introduced  him to the folks at Los Tres Tiempos, where he’d fit right in…class/style, etc…segue way to jade stores…Jades Antigua pulled the plug on the store on the corner of 3rd calle/5th Avenida…but…and and big but…Jades Imperial Maya, who whipped on what was the old Riki’s on 4th Ave? go in…you won’t recognize the place…what might be the fanciest jade store in town…huge/well done..tasty hostess at the door, if you care..

Michos? booked out for a closed dinner with some kinda ‘Gourmet Club’….and yes, another Bobby Darling event this Wednesday…yep, I’m in…best music in town, great show….no word, really, on the return of Nelson Lunding…gossip, etc

and tuk tuks? I get in one, earlier and I’m smoking….gas fumes fill the space and I’m thinking that I’m sitting on a bomb….if you’ve ever driven gasoline powered boats, you know to turn on the bilge fans first…butt out the window, tout suite!….a few of these drivers run around all day, inhaling petro fumes, which might explain some weird behavior…i kinda miss the ‘coco cabs’ in Havana…nice yellow plastic cab covers, just like our tuk-tuks but with a cool cover and not the canvas doors…and why or why, can’t the horse drawn carriages in town come up to Granada standards? photo below…ours are tacky, shabby and not cool…

lotta fringe hotels booked out…by ‘christian groups’ coming to save the pagan babies or ‘construction groups’ coming to actually  do something good…and I got to use the ‘Jehovah’s Witness Protection Plan’ line today…I’m sitting on the step by the Library(AL’s most xlnt library, next to Jardin Bavaria)and I’m approached by a couple of older white ladies, who engage me in conversation, which at a certain point they announce that they have a congregation andthat they’re ‘Witnesses’….bingo…I reply that I’m in the ‘Witness Protection Plan’ and that I have insurance….oops! back off, with smiles of understanding…

Ask Mike D about his recent promotion…..nude vice president of whatever with Ponzi Bob’s  plans…no, ‘new’…not nude..sorry about that..Reid C…chump! don’t drive your car down here…ask Mike D for all the reasons why…or me…bad idea, dude…very bad…Hap, incoming in a few weeks…and yes, plans afoot for another road trip in February…lotta people want to go but the accommodations aren’t the best…a few scorpions, some guns goin’off and a lotta rum..plus a few other ‘ingredients’ best not mentioned within…

Tuk Tuk driver! a woman! first I’ve seen, #129….had all the right moves…hey, I try to keep you abreast of things and where’s the love? and yes, it’s not a ‘fire-worthy night’…my landlord was saying that the ‘polar express’ was coming…had..maybe the’bi-polar express’ which may explain a few things..Los Tres Tiempos? my last stop…a fresh bottle of Jack and another local, slipping in, to hide out with a lady friend…dude..go upstairs, where you’re outa sight…slower service but….that’s where I go but don’t tell…Image

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