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Right…let’s milk it for all its worth(assuming there is any worth)…I read today of Somali pirates…they charge for expenses on top of the ransom money…waaay cool and very business-like..and they don’t release the ship for the payment of expenses only and they average $2MilUSD per…can we hire these guys as consultants? Let them flog the health care program or Britney’s latest tour…on other fronts, Tropical Storm Fellatio is ‘lashing Hawaii’….hmm, nasty visual.

Random thoughts(so to speak)…are nuns creatures of habit? if a flower dies and then comes back, is that reincarnation?

Xaviera Hollander is coming here in February for eight days…o christ…can Antigua survive this? do any of us care?  will we make a serious dent in Rexer’s Illegal Mezcal? will she bring me hash?…o god, please…

seen on 5ta norte….a few more water-colorists, apparently taking advantage of the latest inswell of turistas…’having lived in tourist towns for the last 40 years or so, I understand the need for folks to bring money to the locals(to keep the town green, the wheels turning and so on)but…I resent the sucking up of the the bandwidth and slower internet access…I know, in a month they’re gone…take a deep breath.

One last vignette about Copan…there aren’t any shoe-shine kids begging for a buck. The local service club, Rotary, went out and bought three shoe-shine stands, Shinola and new brushes…gave classes…a big PASS….’we don’t need any stinkin’ shoe-shine boxes.’…weird shit, no?  Did they shine on the Rotary or was it just a brush-off?  did they know shit from Shinola?…obviously the ‘travel meds’ for my twisted ankle have taken hold: forgive me lord, for I have shined.

Mayan ladies preparing for the sacrifice

Mayan ladies preparing for the sacrifice

And last, as Ophelia Later would say….God’s gonna get ya…these missionaries are serious about it: I turned down a job working for the church last week: they had an opening for a missionary position but I said I was tired of that.

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